Joe is mean, crazy, smokes weed, old, and insults Madea all the time. He has been living in Madea's house for a long time. Joe is also a player. Joe seems to have a son, George, as revealed in Madea's Witness Protection and another son named Brian as revealed in Boo! A Madea Halloween as he slept with bother of there mother's, Barbara and does everything exactly he would expect him to do. Joe doesn't like it when Madea brings in people to her house. Joe enjoys watching Maury and has even made up his own number for troubled baby daddies, "1-800-Choke-That- Hoe." Joe is also a pervert. It is questionably possible that Joe has a car (mentioned in Madea's Witness Protection), but this may be Joe being a fool. Joe is also the father of Madea's nephew Brian Simmons. Joe doesn't like anybody. Stupid.